Computer Proverbs for Christians

1. A monitor is a window never to be viewed without prayer.
2. Hurtful speech is like email that cannot be erased.
3. Computers like hammers are heartless tools to build or break at the hand of the user.
4. Memory without tears is heartless above all.
5. God-led wisdom knows the difference between evangelism and administration computing.
6. God-led speech reaches farther/deeper than webmail.
7. If your heart were a hard drive, what would a search reveal?
8. Tearful typing is a Christian with an unsaved typing God’s promises in white, black, and blood.
9. Neither printers nor monitors can match the red at the Cross.
10. God came before technology. Do your actions teach the same?
11. How big and accessible is your life’s HELP key? ‘F1’ is not enough.
12. Every machine and software has glitches. Learn that your Savior has none.
13. Monitors do poorly in sun light but man excels in Son light.
14. Keyboarding without goals is like a storm tossed ship with no rudder.
15. Cell phones to the ear block God’s ‘call waiting’ alerts.
16. God gave us ‘bragging’ only to tell others of Him.
17. As a schoolroom with wheels is a church bus, so is a honer of testimonies a website
18. Fonts are few alongside God’s Grace for each day
19. A spell checker’s Tear is just a four letter word unless it’s on your cheek.
20. Seeing the reality in an email is like covering one eye – no depth of field or feeling.
21. Computer safety is touching His throne before touching your keys.
22. A fool has a computer that instantly reads and displays all his thoughts with abandon.
23. See all that can be done without technology (and after it’s gone.) Start at Gen 1:1.
24. Cell phones are helpful, but try telling that to Balaam’s donkey.
25. Computers are fast but God was there first, and wants us to keep Him there.
26. Computers are good at taking inventory but can’t hold a candle to God’s tracking the hairs on our head or all the names of His stars.
27. Hearts need the Sin Virus scan more often than the Return key is pressed.
28. CONTROL keys just two; do you have another within you?
29. Cherished is the HOME key, it reminds us of our home; not where the bed is, but where our Lord and Master is.
30. Like the TWIDDLE key, God’s warnings about computing are often seen but seldom used.
31. Computer speakers and fools have no idea what they’re saying or the results.
32. Digital Computers and the one between our ears can be irreparably corrupted in a nanosecond by premeditated carelessness.
33. Aimless computing transforms valuable minutes into wasted hours. 

Can you add some?  Plant a few and see if they grow. 

Psalms 71:18

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